How do I get off the Internet?

The answer is simple... You dont.
I found this in Yahoo answers... I'm pretty sure its a troll, but no one caught on. There are still some rational, nonsarcastic people on the internet you know. ...maybe.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110104112707AAV79v6

 

The only reason the fact that i spent all day surfing the internet, going from one related site to another bothered me was because I missed the time period in which it is appropriate to take a nap.

(You know, the times where you can take one without screwing up your sleep schedule for that night)

So now Im going to rant about the internet.

With pictures of course.

Enjoy.

A valid question indeed.

If someone finds the answer to this, please let me know. 

 "Where did the last four hours go?"

^My problem exactly^

Cuz I always have to throw in a meme.

 

 Please?

Now I realize that this was a very scatter-brained and random post...

Here's one last thing for you to enjoy: 

 Just for funs:

   

 Don't ask me, I have no idea where that came from...