Russian Unicorn

Who here knows Michael Buble's song "Just Haven't met you yet"?  Here's the music video for it if you forgot.

I have nothing against the song, or the artist in question here.  But I did find an interesting bad lip reading soundbite for this song.  It's... well you'll just have to watch it...

Yeah... umm, that's pretty impressive... And the best part (in my opinion) is this...

I think that's the right video, I'm making 

How do I get off the Internet?

The answer is simple... You dont.
I found this in Yahoo answers... I'm pretty sure its a troll, but no one caught on. There are still some rational, nonsarcastic people on the internet you know. ...maybe.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110104112707AAV79v6

 

The only reason the fact that i spent all day surfing the internet, going from one related site to another bothered me was because I missed the time period in which it is appropriate to take a nap.

(You know, the times where you can take one without screwing up your sleep schedule for that night)

So now Im going to rant about the internet.

With pictures of course.

Enjoy.

A valid question indeed.

If someone finds the answer to this, please let me know. 

 "Where did the last four hours go?"

^My problem exactly^

Cuz I always have to throw in a meme.

 

 Please?

Now I realize that this was a very scatter-brained and random post...

Here's one last thing for you to enjoy: 

 Just for funs:

   

 Don't ask me, I have no idea where that came from...

Actually laughing out loud

I discovered a comic today that is called "Garfield minus Garfield".  It's exactly what it sounds like.  The comic "Garfield" with only Jon.  Amazingly it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 

 It can also be kind of sad sometimes, have you ever noticed just how pathetic Jon sounds?  Imagine if he had no cat!

Poor Jon.

This comic wins the "I laughed alone award".  Which means I literally laughed out loud while reading these, even with no one else there.

I highly recommend them.

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

Right there.

This made me laugh really hard.

 

This was also funny.

 

That is all.

Happy Desperation Day :)

Dollhouse

       A show I recently discovered goes by the name of Dollhouse.  It's a sci fi show that's placed in modern times.  It's no longer running, unfortunately.  Here's a trailer!
(There's a bit of blood and suggestive theming in it, warning!)

       Something going for this show is that it's by Joss Whedon, who's one of my favorite director/producers.  
Like any Whedon production it has its fair share of violence and subversion.  One of my favorite things about his shows is that it's very difficult sometimes to figure out who the good guys are.  You might find you trust someone, only to see them stab you in the back, whereas an absolute bully might end up being a hero of sorts.  There's usually a pretty definite bad guy, though it's not overtly apparent until later in the series. 
      Another perk to the show is that it only ran two seasons, 26 episodes in all.  I prefer these because it doesn't outlive its glory, but rather goes out in the midst of it.  Although this probably happened because Fox told Joss they were canceling the show.  Why DOES he work with those guys?  They're jerks.


      A few disclaimers here:
+ There's more than one sexy scene.  Nothing's really shown, but it's a bit steamy at times
+ Violence is the answer more than once, there is blood
+ The first four episodes are not perfect and will have you wondering if you really want to commit to the next 22.  I assure it is worth it


So if you have Netflix or HuluPlus (it's not on basic Hulu, I believe) and a bit of spare time one day, I'd say dive into it!  Can't hurt!


Character notes:  The Character "Topher Brink" is my favorite.  
If you start and meet Boyd, you'll like him too...  Yeah...  heh heh heh
Give DeWitt a chance.

Oh dear, idk what to do with this....

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

  

This happens to me all the time...

Anyways, enjoy watching what I thought was the best Superbowl commercial this year.

(Yes i am easily entertained).

 

Until next time...

(Oh   ....   My   ....

-Khail)

Men of a thousand talents

Ok.... Watch this video..... now!

This is a video made by a couple of friends here at college before they even knew me.


Currently one of them (Aaron) is on a mission trip to Salt Lake city and I REALLY need to write him at some point.  
I also don't think I could have achieved that soccer kick after a hundred takes.  These truly are talented men.
-Khail

Melissa's first post

Hello world.


My name is Melissa, I'm a first time blogger, and I'm an internet-aholic.


I don't suppose this blog is going to make things any better... (thanks Khail)


But hopefully it will contain humorous tales of adventures, funny images of animals wearing mustaches, and my professed love for both McKell and Khail.


So here goes Adventure #1:
I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday.... I don't remember the first half of the day, but apparently while I was on the drugs, Dalin held up four fingers with the star trek sign, and asked me how many fingers he was holding up. My response? Live long and prosper.


My subconscious is awesome.


And apparently I thought I looked like Charlie Sheen when they put sunglasses on me.


Hoorah for drugs!